Almost New Year's Eve

It's almost New Year's Eve, so I thought a link to a <a target="_blank" href="http://www.ryumaou.com/hoffman/resolution.shtml">New Year's Resolution Generator</a> would be appropriate.
Yes, I coded it and popped it onto my other site. Originally, I did it to try and cheer up two <a target="_blank" href="http://sassysuspect.com/">special ladies</a> who were having <a target="_blank" href="http://www.sweetreagan.com/">a rough holiday season</a>. Honestly, I don't know that it helped, but at least it kept my PERL CGI skills sharp and, I think, it's a little bit of fun. And, yeah, the probabilities are weighted toward tequila drinking and kissing strangers. Hey, I'm single, it's almost New Year's Eve and if I can't slant things in my favor, what's the point of knowing a programming language at all?
Anyway, don't take it too seriously and have a happy and safe New Year's celebration!