Things Skippy Can't Do

Actually, to be more specific, <a target="_blank" href="http://www.skippyslist.com/skippylist.html">213 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed To Do In The U.S. Army</a>.

I cannot believe I've never posted this as a Friday Fun Link. This is a list of 213 things that a soldier was either specifically told he could not do, or that he heard another soldier told that he could not do. And, it's funny. Every last one of the 213 things is funny. In fact, they get more funny the more you consider them.
Some of my favorites include:
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">7. Not allowed to add “In accordance with the prophesy” to the end of answers I give to a question an officer asks me.
</font><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">44. I am not the atheist chaplain.</font>
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">83. Must not start any SITREP (Situation Report) with "I recently had an experience I just had to write you about...."
</font><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">179. On Army documents, my race is not “Other”.
</font><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">203. “To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is a bad long term goal to give the re-enlistment NCO.</font>

Now, it's Friday, so why not go read the rest? And follow the links he's got there to support the troops. They need it now as much as they ever have.
Have a great Friday!