Starve for Immortality
No, I’m serious.
My darling wife posted a link to the Calorie Restriction Society on her blog and I thought I’d share that with the regular reader of my own blog. (I know there’s at least one of you…) These folks are convinced that if a person restricts their caloric intake, they can radically extend their life. Now, I’ve seen this before and, my wife’s obession with caloric intake aside, there’s actually some research to back it up. Of course, my wide-load Girl Scout cookie loving butt is somewhat skeptical, but, then, who wouldn’t be?
On the other hand, I can see how this might be a really good theme or gimmick for a story. Shoot, it would even work for either a science-fiction story or a fantasy story. In fact, I seem to recall something like this in an Earl Dumarest novel from E.C. Tubb. Though, of course, I can’t remember which one. I just remember a nasty zealot who used food only as fuel for his body. He was, obviously, cadaverously thin. Funny thing was, he was searching for a formula that Dumarest had stolen that conveyed, you guessed it, immortality.
Actually, there is quite a bit more to it than mere calorie restriction, but from a Midwestern Boy’s point of view I imagine it does look quite a bit like starvation. I promise not to make you suffer too greatly, and you *are* allowed to have your Bad Things (Girl Scout cookies, summer sausage and peanut butter sandwiches), but in moderation.
I’m afraid, however, that the peanut butter & onion sandwiches are strictly verboten. Sorry.
The guidelines are quite clear.
Comment by Herself — 3/8/2004 @ 1:37 pm
Time for an overhaul.
Spring cleaning! This year it’s not only affecting my home, it’s affecting me personally. If only it would affect the pile of books, papers, cds and desktop toys in my office… Having been interested for some in the reported link…
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